Yes, he may be an uke, but he sure isn't a weepy, cringing one in canon. . .
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Apr. 15th, 2005 | 08:35 am
posted by: millyfan in weepyukes
Story Or Series Title: Full House http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2319470/1/
Culprit Author's Name: Ripper860 http://www.fanfiction.net/u/462954/ (Oh, and if you want to see yet more weepy!uke fic, this profile appears to be loaded with it)
Full Name (plus titles if any): Legato Bluesummers, although that in name only now.
Full Species(es): Possessed canon character human weepy uke.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Same as it is in canon, blue
Eye Color (include adjectives): Same as it is in canon, gold
Unusual Markings/Colorations: NO wounds or scars from Knives, because Knives was a gentle, sweet, caring lover. *SPORKS*
Special Possessions (if any): An absolutely beautiful albeit weak and willowy body, the ability to make Vash fall deeply in love with him as well as with Wolfwood. . .
Annoying Origin: The mind of a silly fangirl who doesn't seem to understand that Legato only cried once in the mangaverse and never at all in the animeverse, that he was stoic, NOT weepy
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Knives's lover and forming a relationship with Vash.
Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to cry and cry and startle and wangst.
Other Annoying Traits: He bears NO similarity aside from appearance to canon Legato.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
"They continued to argue, not noticing that legato was slowly backing a way. He kept doing so until he hit a wall and slowly slid down hugging his knees to his chest, and cried, he actually cried,. for the first time in years he cried like a little child, wishing that both would stop yelling. Only wolfwood seemed to notice legatos distress at first he was shocked at legatos display of actually emotion, but soon surprise faded to concern and legato only wept harder. Wolfwood let out a loud whistle
“Hey you two!”
He said pointing to legato, who was paying no ation to any thing.
“Legato! What’s wrong?”
Vash said grabbing his shoulders and shaking him slightly. Legato tensed up and only cried harder. Wolfwood staggered out of his bed and made his way next to vash. His comforting instincts getting the best of him. They both tried their best to calm the distressed legato but nothing seemed to be working. After a few minuets legato began to calm and stop crying before falling asleep. Huh? Well that was weird. Not sure what just exactly happened, vash shook him a little."
*sporks* *stabs* *growls*